NonsensicalRoses are blueDinosaurs are purpleThis poem makes no senseToaster.
LinesRoses are red,Violets are blue.Some poems have four lines,Some poems have five,Like this one.
To A Goth Girl's MomDear mom,when I went outyou told me to be goodso I’ll make sure to only kill one or two people!Dear mom,when I leftyou told me not to stay out drinkingI”ll make sure to bring my dinner home then!Dear Momon my way outyou told me to stay safedoes that mean I should play with poison instead of bombs?Dear MomI said I was boredyou said to entertain myselfso is it ok if I burn the house down?Dear mom,when I headed outyou asked if I was going to wear thatYou're right, I should be wearing this corset with my other miniskirt thanks!Dear mom,this morningyou told me I can’t have Ice cream for breakfastyou're right, I can’t eat it without a good serving of blood on top!Dear mom,a few minutes agoyou told me to clean up after myselfSorry I didn’t mean to leave a body in the bathtub.Dear Mom,you saidyou always know when I’m lying…I was telling the truthDear Mom,You told meyou can’t believe I did thatI’m sorry I k
Gummy Bear MassacreA sound like thunder that shakes the worldLittle bears unfurled all ripped asunderBy a little child handWhose command they cannot withstandThis is, a gummy bear massacre
Bitlets 223Exaggerations of my exaggerations have been greatly exaggerated.
An Ode to FredPoetry is simple,Just typing out a hue.But novels are harderSo I shall write one for you.It won’t say you’re pretty,We both know the truth.Your looks aren’t worth muchAnd you’re losing your youth.I won’t deny you’re lovely,But your sight tells no lie.When you face a mirror,Your eyes turn and hide.It won’t sing your praises,You’re a bit of a twit.You’re a perv, I won’t shroud itBut at least you have wit.Poems are easy,But novels are hard.And I can’t be arsedSo for now I’m a bard.
Daily Poetry (1/4): 11/20/2014Once upon a time...Nah, screw it.Who wants to hear that?
Daily Poetry (3/4): 11/20/2014There are better things to do than to sit and grumble.There are way more ways to mumble than that.
Some Poems Rhymeï»¿Roses are red,Violets are blue.Some poems rhymeBut this one doesn't.