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Burn in hell
If I can stand
That brimstone smell.
Land in the pit
In which I fell,
Once I'm there,
Proceed to yell,
"I CAN'T FIND MORE WORDS THAT RHYME WITH HELL!!"
Epic Youtuber Rap Battle - Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!
Cryaotic vs. Pewdiepieeeeeeee
Haha, how’s it going bros
My name is Pewdiepie
I’m about to make this sorry excuse
For a youtuber go home and Cry
Keep that mask on
No one wants to see your face
I’ll bro fist your ass into pure disgrace
28 Million subscribers man I’m still in first place!
On the last video, I go live on Twitch
Just to show this guy Pewdiepie
Just how much he’s a little bitc*
And so it continues with me whooping his ass
I’ll be the one to take all your fans and Outlast
I don’t need to show my face to put you in F.E.A.R.
My badass voice is all that you need to hear
I spit rhymes scarier than your creepypasta
I think you have Amnesia
Go home Cry, you’re drunk
Your raps are worst than your livestream bunk
I’m noticed all over YouTube, is that an issue?
My di*k is longer than your Okami playthrough!
Diary of a Female, Yaoi-Obsessed OtakuDAY ONE! (´ ▽ ` )ﾉ
crusts of toast in the napkin on my lap
as I hum my favorite Vocaloid songs,
or maybe some from Uta no Prince-sama!
ah, Mom packed a bento again,
I say ve~ and I whisper,
“Notice me, senpai,”
whenever the teacher won’t
look at me and my hand is
I own at least six plushies,
lots of figurines,
(a dakimakura or two…)
and posters of sexy
and silly personified nations.
I wanna be a matryoshka for Halloween,
or maybe even the Female Titan,
OH! how could I forget
Haruhi or even Yuno.
…oooh, I could be a boy.
I’ve seen Boku no Pico
and I spite people by saying
it’s one of my favorite animes
and that they should
DAY TWO! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
tidbits of Japanese pierce
and it’s hilarious to curse at my
uncool, un-otaku friends
as I skip to school
in my uniform, a stick of Pocky
Middle Aged Man in a College Town Coffee ShopHe's lost
But at least he's lost with confidence
As if he had walked into your house and pointed out
-Very snidely, I might add-
That the blueberry yogurt you're eating right now?
That's the last cup
And all that's left
He hates strawberry
It's not just the coffee shop though
Ostentatiously tucked away as it may be
But he's lost in himself too
He's lost his hair
He's lost his order
And he's lost his own clothing
Having gone through your closet and taking some of yours
After choking down the inadequate yogurt
But most of all
He's lost in his notes
Stacks upon stacks of them
Which wait impatiently like public servants
Who just cannot believe
That out of all the public's
Is the one they have to serve
Cornered and lost myself
Can tell he's not reading them
He's flipping pages much to quickly for that
His bushy eyebrows uniting under a wrinkled frown
With a befuddled look on his face
But no glasses
Must've misplaced those as well
This Is Just To SayI have stolen
that were in
you were probably
to wear tomorrow
they were delicious
and so warm
--The Laundry Gnome
My little sister's version Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Something is smelly,
Must be you.
Open SoulIm not good with words.
But you see.
When I love you.
As a friend or as your man.
I care, like hell.
I'm down for you.
I'm there for you.
Just the best for you.
Made mistakes and learned.
But overall just want to see the joy and laughter.
In your soul.
You're my friend.
Especially If you're my female friend.
No doubt. I want to make love to your soul,
thru your body.
Give you everything you've been missing.
If you're my male friend.
...best of luck lol but I love you the same way.
Beat you in some games, compete,
and find you that girl that'll blow your mind to heaven.
Pleasure and freedom is my gift to you.
A gift of life.
If you're my friend, I just want to liberate your soul.
Purge it from the stress and hell of everyday life.
So lets smoke, drink, sleep, eat, fuck and have fun.
Blast music, drive cars, live in the sunset, and explore.
Live like grown children till the day we turn gray.
Because Im not good with words.
I just want to love your open soul.
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