What If and What I WouldName: Florence Weidebrun / Class: MageI own an enchanted sword. I have the ability to change its shape with magic- its normal form is a rapier, but it can also take on the appearance of a sabre, a katana, a falchion, an Arabian scimitar and a dirk (I am also working on a flame-bladed sword at the moment).But, being under a situation where the use of magic by an unknown party alerts the enemy, a magic sword would not be much use, as when changing its form it emits a little magic. However since the enemy is not aware of my presence, I could follow multiple paths depending on my capabilities and the nature of the situation itself.My first thought would be whether I could stay unnoticed- doing so would be viable depending on the area. For instance, in a thickly wooded area I could fly above the trees, or equally in a dark place or at night. In open grounds stealth would be a harder task. The best I could hope for would be a meadow or scrubland, as I could try to use my Land Forme to dis
The Flight - Part 1“It’s always nice to have a souvenir to take back to Yarelts, eh?...”The vixen’s piercing eyes followed the pair as they walked off on their way, chatting. Normally, she would have been disgusted by them- ugh, the soppiness of buying a scarf the same colour as your little friend!- but Melanie’s mind was focussed on other issues right now. This Yarelts… she had always been under the impression it was a mythical place which operated long, long ago. At least, that’s what her sister had said to her previously, who had read about it herself in some ancient scroll when she actively wished to be taught elsewhere, and spent the entire day reading up on wizarding schools, imagining what life would be like in an academy rather than under the iron education of their parents. But picking up on what the Shaymin had just said, her memory had been jogged, and her old perception of the place now dented. It was time to find out more.She snapped the cur
Manectric ReportManectric is an Electric Type Pokemon, canine in looks and nature. It has a long muzzle, shocks (pun intended, tee hee) of yellow hair with a smoother blue; ears are packed tightly into a cone on its head; sharp claws and keen teeth, too, however one would not worry about these traits so much as its impressive Special Attack. Nobody, apart from Ground-Types, will enjoy a hit of Thunder from one of these. Be warned if your Special Defense is low- battling a Manectric will be risky!The Discharge Pokemon's other selling point is its equally good speed, which is above average. Remember that speed is probably the most important stat in battling- you never know what may happen if your foe gets a hit in before you do. So either boost your own speed, or try a Trick Room to switch things around if you're slow- but if your defences (especially Sp.Def) are good, then there is no need to worry too much about this.Manectric's other stats are decent, but not as great as its others. Its Attack, Def
Epic Youtuber Rap Battle - Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieeeeeeeeBegin!PewdiepieHaha, how’s it going brosMy name is PewdiepieI’m about to make this sorry excuseFor a youtuber go home and CryKeep that mask onNo one wants to see your faceI’ll bro fist your ass into pure disgrace28 Million subscribers man I’m still in first place!CryaoticOn the last video, I go live on TwitchJust to show this guy PewdiepieJust how much he’s a little bitc*And so it continues with me whooping his assI’ll be the one to take all your fans and OutlastI don’t need to show my face to put you in F.E.A.R.My badass voice is all that you need to hearPewdiepieOh JävlaI spit rhymes scarier than your creepypastaI think you have AmnesiaGo home Cry, you’re drunkYour raps are worst than your livestream bunkI’m noticed all over YouTube, is that an issue?My di*k is longer than your Okami playthrough!Cry
Google's PrayerOur Google, which art in Wi-fiQuick be thy search.Thy results come, thy buffer be done,On Bing as it is in Chrome.Give us this day our daily updatesAnd forgive us our spellingAs we forgive those who butcher English grammar.And lead us not into Apple,But deliver us from Siri.For thine is the Wi-fi, the processor, and the Android forever.Amen.
FiM++ Programming - Hello World, 99 Jugs of CiderDear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I Learned an important lesson about friendship.I learned how to write "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax is similar to C++.----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneI wrote "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax mirrors that of Python syntax. I'll leave it to you, readers, to decide which one you deem better. -Twilight Sparkle----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I learned how to sing Applejack's Drinking Song.I learned Applejack's Drinking Song with Applejack.Did you know that Applejack likes the number 99?I did this while Applejack had more than 1.I sang " 'Applejack' jugs of cider on the wall, 'Applejack' jugs of cider,"Applejack got one less.When Applejack had more than 1,I sang "Take one down and pa
Last warning by Edward ElricDid I ask for your 'flattering' insultsOr if I wanted to know my exact size?Never, so what are you thinking ofTo say 'shorty' right in my face?Call me small one more timeAnd you shall feel my wrath.Listen to my words,Long life won't be in for you anymore.Maybe I shouldn't have started this.Especially since I'm running out of ideas.Al... tell me again... why am I doing this?So I'll repeat this only onceHope you'll understand it this time.Or I'll have to beat some sense into you.Remember from now onThat by calling me 'shorty',You've signed your own death penalty.Edward Elric, a.k.a. Fullmetal Alchemist
Funny PoemRoses are redviolets are bluesugar is sweetand so are youbut the rosesare wiltingthe violetsare deadthe sugar bowlsemptyand so isyour head
The Marching Band PrayerAs I lace up my shoes, and button my spatz,may each move of my foot be perfectly in step.As I slip on my gloves, and put my mouthpiece in place,let each note be a perfect and not squeek back in my face.As I zip up my jacket, and put in my plume,let me look perfect, and sound in tune.As we step into block, and go to parade rest,let the lights shine bright on us, 'cus we're the best of the best.Let each movement match, and each song come together.Let us all move as one, and not loose any feathers.Let us complete our performance with standing ovation.For we are the band, and we're representing a nation.From the snap in our turn,to the hearts beating in our chests.My god bless each piece of our group,as we take this first step...And we start with the LEFT!
Some Poems Rhymeï»¿Roses are red,Violets are blue.Some poems rhymeBut this one doesn't.