The Flight - Part 1“It’s always nice to have a souvenir to take back to Yarelts, eh?...”The vixen’s piercing eyes followed the pair as they walked off on their way, chatting. Normally, she would have been disgusted by them- ugh, the soppiness of buying a scarf the same colour as your little friend!- but Melanie’s mind was focussed on other issues right now. This Yarelts… she had always been under the impression it was a mythical place which operated long, long ago. At least, that’s what her sister had said to her previously, who had read about it herself in some ancient scroll when she actively wished to be taught elsewhere, and spent the entire day reading up on wizarding schools, imagining what life would be like in an academy rather than under the iron education of their parents. But picking up on what the Shaymin had just said, her memory had been jogged, and her old perception of the place now dented. It was time to find out more.She snapped the cur
Manectric ReportManectric is an Electric Type Pokemon, canine in looks and nature. It has a long muzzle, shocks (pun intended, tee hee) of yellow hair with a smoother blue; ears are packed tightly into a cone on its head; sharp claws and keen teeth, too, however one would not worry about these traits so much as its impressive Special Attack. Nobody, apart from Ground-Types, will enjoy a hit of Thunder from one of these. Be warned if your Special Defense is low- battling a Manectric will be risky!The Discharge Pokemon's other selling point is its equally good speed, which is above average. Remember that speed is probably the most important stat in battling- you never know what may happen if your foe gets a hit in before you do. So either boost your own speed, or try a Trick Room to switch things around if you're slow- but if your defences (especially Sp.Def) are good, then there is no need to worry too much about this.Manectric's other stats are decent, but not as great as its others. Its Attack, Def
NonsensicalRoses are blueDinosaurs are purpleThis poem makes no senseToaster.
Epic Youtuber Rap Battle - Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieeeeeeeeBegin!PewdiepieHaha, how’s it going brosMy name is PewdiepieI’m about to make this sorry excuseFor a youtuber go home and CryKeep that mask onNo one wants to see your faceI’ll bro fist your ass into pure disgrace28 Million subscribers man I’m still in first place!CryaoticOn the last video, I go live on TwitchJust to show this guy PewdiepieJust how much he’s a little bitc*And so it continues with me whooping his assI’ll be the one to take all your fans and OutlastI don’t need to show my face to put you in F.E.A.R.My badass voice is all that you need to hearPewdiepieOh JävlaI spit rhymes scarier than your creepypastaI think you have AmnesiaGo home Cry, you’re drunkYour raps are worst than your livestream bunkI’m noticed all over YouTube, is that an issue?My di*k is longer than your Okami playthrough!Cry
Funny Sayings 1 Funny Sayings #1To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the targetPolytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!Beer- The breakfast of champions!There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" buttonIf at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprisedEver stop to think and then forget to start again?If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!If you think life's against you, it probably isSo your wife just left youHow sad you must beLook on the bright sideShe moved in with me!My tire was thumpingThought it was flatThen I looked closerAnd noticed your cat! Sorry!When we w
When life gives you LEMONS...When life gives you lemons, SUCK THEM.When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in their eyes.When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand for chocolates.When life gives you lemons, paint them red & call them APPLES.When life gives you lemons, throw em hard like hand grenades.When life gives you hand grenades, paint them yellow, disguise them as lemons and pull the pin.When life gives you lemons, make lemon peel wings and fly too close to the sun. Trust me, they won't melt.When life gives you lemons, shove 'em thru yer ass and die.When life gives you lemons, use them as a dildo.When life gives you lemons, feed yo mama n make her so fat so people can jog around her for exercise.When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. No no, you eat those lemons, THEN sell your PEE as LEMONADE.When life gives you lemons, THEYRE THE NEW GREEN DAY HEART GRENADES.When life gives you lemons, PUKE.When life gives you lemons, who needs plastic surgery on yer chest?When life gives
A Visit to Dr. ShadowA Visit to Dr. ShadowAn appointment is made to see a dentist,One with quite a reputation,For a cavity inside my mouth to be filledFor it causes me pain and frustration.This dentist, Shadow the Hedgehog,Is quite known for causing much painFor he pulls and he drills, he scrapes and he fillsAnd hardly ever uses Novocain.Well I go to the office and tell the receptionistThat I'm here for an appointment for a filling.As I sit down my heart pounds in my chestBecause I know the pain will be killing.After ten minutes I hear a foul screamAnd now I start to feel vexed.A few minutes after the patient runs from the roomI hear the dooming word "Next!"…I moan as I pick my self out of the chairAnd stagger into the white roomAs I sit in the dentist chair and stare at the lightI realize my impending doom.Shadow comes over without an expressionFor his face is covered by a white mask.But I feel he pleasures in seeing me uncomfortableBecause discomfort is his enjoyable task.He prep
A very TF2 Christmas'Twas ze night before Christmas, and all through ze map,Not a sentry was stirring,Because ze Scout broke your crap,Ze cap point was guarded by ze Heavy so fat,In hopes zat St. Nicholas will bring him a hat;Ze Sniper was sitting all zoomed in on ze Reds,While little blue dots were aimed at zeir heads;And ze Engie building dispensers, and I ready to sap,Had just left ze point all open to cap,When out in the barracks arose such a noise,Ze Engineer shouting:"WE GOT A SPAH, BOYS!"Away to the spawn I ran like a bunny,Giggling like mad, because lets face it, zat was funny,Ze fire of ze Pyro was hot on my trail,My ass was on ze line and I could not fail;When, what in front of my eyes should take place,Ze Soldier fires a crit-rocket into that mumbling oaf's face;With a nod and a grin, looking razzer slick,I high-tailed it out of there at once and right quick;Ze rest of ze Red team, like banshees they'd scream,Zey all required assistance from the rest of the team;"Hey Medic
lunarWhen I was six years old,I decided I wanted toeat the moon.Mom with her pink frayed bathrobeand tired eyestold me to go to sleep,that I had school in the morning.Dad with his stacks of booksand prickly beardtold me that it was impossible,the moon was too distant.Well, guess what?I ate the fuckin moon.And it was delicious.Bitches can't tell me shit,I'll eat the fuckin moon if I want to.
Some Poems Rhymeï»¿Roses are red,Violets are blue.Some poems rhymeBut this one doesn't.