The Flight - Part 1“It’s always nice to have a souvenir to take back to Yarelts, eh?...”The vixen’s piercing eyes followed the pair as they walked off on their way, chatting. Normally, she would have been disgusted by them- ugh, the soppiness of buying a scarf the same colour as your little friend!- but Melanie’s mind was focussed on other issues right now. This Yarelts… she had always been under the impression it was a mythical place which operated long, long ago. At least, that’s what her sister had said to her previously, who had read about it herself in some ancient scroll when she actively wished to be taught elsewhere, and spent the entire day reading up on wizarding schools, imagining what life would be like in an academy rather than under the iron education of their parents. But picking up on what the Shaymin had just said, her memory had been jogged, and her old perception of the place now dented. It was time to find out more.She snapped the cur
Manectric ReportManectric is an Electric Type Pokemon, canine in looks and nature. It has a long muzzle, shocks (pun intended, tee hee) of yellow hair with a smoother blue; ears are packed tightly into a cone on its head; sharp claws and keen teeth, too, however one would not worry about these traits so much as its impressive Special Attack. Nobody, apart from Ground-Types, will enjoy a hit of Thunder from one of these. Be warned if your Special Defense is low- battling a Manectric will be risky!The Discharge Pokemon's other selling point is its equally good speed, which is above average. Remember that speed is probably the most important stat in battling- you never know what may happen if your foe gets a hit in before you do. So either boost your own speed, or try a Trick Room to switch things around if you're slow- but if your defences (especially Sp.Def) are good, then there is no need to worry too much about this.Manectric's other stats are decent, but not as great as its others. Its Attack, Def
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The Grammar GangstersBeware the grammar gangsters!The mafia of the literary underworld.They saunter into stanzas,Weapons concealedUnder their trench coatsOr in violin cases.They can make you talk,"With just a few well-placed speech marks,"Leave you shouting! Where you should have whispered!And pulp your bold statements into quavering questions?They can, pepper, your, phrases with, commas,Or bring your piece to a dead.Full.Stop.They'll trap you (between brackets)As you - dash - to the exit.Then: punch a blunted colonInto the gut of your textOr worse;Force-feed you a poisonous semicolon,Then hack/slash your work to shreds.The grammar gangstersNever leave survivors.Readers discover the victimsIn the back alleys of the library,Bloodstained,Left unfinished,In a tommy-gun ellipsis...
No Ball in the Hall"Jack, I said no ball in the hall."Reminded Jinny with her call-"But what is it about my ballthat I can’t play with it in the hall?"Jinny glared at the little clown"It will turn the hall upside down."-“Turn upside down? That's a neat trick!How do you do that? With a kick?"-"You kick that ball and I'll pull your earYou can play outside, but never here."Jinny walked away and left Jack awareabout the ball in the hall, it was no dare.Jack quickly ran the hall to play outsidebut running made his shoelaces untieHe tripped and the ball flew off his handsIt knocked four vases and two table standsAnd right after the loud "crash" and "crack"Jinny came back furious shouting at Jack'What did I say? Didn't you listen at all?!'- 'Yes, I did, you said no ball in the hall!'- 'Then why did you disobeyed me if you knew?'- ' I didn't! It was the ball, it didn't listen to you.'The angry Jinny walked over to Jackwhose big, silly head got a smack.
Epic Youtuber Rap Battle - Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieeeeeeeeBegin!PewdiepieHaha, how’s it going brosMy name is PewdiepieI’m about to make this sorry excuseFor a youtuber go home and CryKeep that mask onNo one wants to see your faceI’ll bro fist your ass into pure disgrace28 Million subscribers man I’m still in first place!CryaoticOn the last video, I go live on TwitchJust to show this guy PewdiepieJust how much he’s a little bitc*And so it continues with me whooping his assI’ll be the one to take all your fans and OutlastI don’t need to show my face to put you in F.E.A.R.My badass voice is all that you need to hearPewdiepieOh JävlaI spit rhymes scarier than your creepypastaI think you have AmnesiaGo home Cry, you’re drunkYour raps are worst than your livestream bunkI’m noticed all over YouTube, is that an issue?My di*k is longer than your Okami playthrough!Cry
I want a Hobbit HoleMy friends were discussing the other dayWhat houses they will ownSome said theyd like a mansionSome said a cottage for a homeOne said shed opt for a canal boatIn which to rest her stressed-out soulBut they looked at me kinda funny...Because I want a hobbit hole.One thats buried in a grassy hill -Well mown, with lots of flowers,A separate place to grow the vegetablesAnd while away the hours -One with a big round doorPainted green, like Bilbos at Bag EndAnd little porthole windows And a flower bed to tendA hobbit hole would suit me very wellCuz Im as wide as I am tallThe kitchen is always very bigAnd the pantry never small.The walls are clad in wooden panellingAnd the ceilings are kept low -Which would really help my self-esteemSince I never seem to grow
Inwokacjauwaga: Jeśli ktoś strrrrrrrrasznie ceni naszego wspaniałego, cudownego i genialnego Adama Mickiewicza i nie mógłby znieść czegoś, co ewidentnie się nabija z jego twórczości, niech NIE czyta! xPPrzeróbka Inwokacji - wersja APHLiciu, kochanku Feliksa, tyś jest jak zdrowie.Ile cię cenić trzeba, Feliks wnet się dowie,Gdy cię straci. Dziś piękność twą w całej ozdobieWidzi i opisuje, bo tęskni po tobie.Rosjo niedobry, co Feliksowi Licię zabrałeśI zamknąłeś kochankom bramy,Ty, co kraje podbijasz swoim biednym ludem,Feliksa od Lici oderwałeś - cudem!Gdy płaczącego Torisa pod swoją opiekęZabrałeś Polsce, który martwą podniósł powiekę.I zaraz mógł do twego domu proguIść - żądać powrotu Lici i odgrażać się Bogu.Tak
Chuck Norris Pokemon Jokes"If Chuck Norris was a Pokemon..."Chuck Norris would be the element of surprise. When Chuck Norris runs out of power points, he doesn't struggle: he wins.Chuck Norris has no weaknesses. Only resistances.Chuck Norris has never seen a Ditto. And a ditto has never seen Chuck Norris.Every experience point Chuck Norris earns takes him to the next level.Team Rocket is hiding because of Chuck Norris.Chuck Norris can learn more than four moves.Every one of Chuck Norris's moves is super-effective.A Chuck Norris egg has never been found because Chuck Norris is no chicken.Chuck Norris's tackle attack is considered a One-Hit K.O.Chuck Norris can cause sleep, poison, confusion, paralysis, and burn at the same time.Chuck Norris is also immune to sleep, poison, confusion, paralysis and burn.Pokemon flee when Chuck Norris is nearby.If you encounter a wild Chuck Norris, then you have to restart the game.Chuck Norris is automatically Locked-On to all this targets.Chuck Norris'
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