Manectric ReportManectric is an Electric Type Pokemon, canine in looks and nature. It has a long muzzle, shocks (pun intended, tee hee) of yellow hair with a smoother blue; ears are packed tightly into a cone on its head; sharp claws and keen teeth, too, however one would not worry about these traits so much as its impressive Special Attack. Nobody, apart from Ground-Types, will enjoy a hit of Thunder from one of these. Be warned if your Special Defense is low- battling a Manectric will be risky!The Discharge Pokemon's other selling point is its equally good speed, which is above average. Remember that speed is probably the most important stat in battling- you never know what may happen if your foe gets a hit in before you do. So either boost your own speed, or try a Trick Room to switch things around if you're slow- but if your defences (especially Sp.Def) are good, then there is no need to worry too much about this.Manectric's other stats are decent, but not as great as its others. Its Attack, Def
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Awesome quotes by Gerard WayAwesome quotes by Gerard Way (lead singer of My Chemical Romance)-Be yourself, don't take anyone's shit, and never let them take you alive.Cigarettes and coffee: an alcoholic's best friend!I'm not psycho...I just like psychotic things.The Devil got landed with a shitty job, he has to deal with assholes everyday, he's probably bored as hell.Look at me, with my pretty bracelet and tiara... I'm a fuckin' princess!It's like the drag fairy coming and saying 'What would you like to do?' Um, yeah karate.I'd rather be a creature of the night than an old dude.So many people treat you like you're a kid so you might as well act like one and throw your television out of the hotel window.I went to school in drag, in art school and my day was completely different because everybody thought I was a chick. You should see me as a chick. So I went as a girl, as like an experimen
FiM++ Programming - Hello World, 99 Jugs of CiderDear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I Learned an important lesson about friendship.I learned how to write "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax is similar to C++.----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneI wrote "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax mirrors that of Python syntax. I'll leave it to you, readers, to decide which one you deem better. -Twilight Sparkle----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I learned how to sing Applejack's Drinking Song.I learned Applejack's Drinking Song with Applejack.Did you know that Applejack likes the number 99?I did this while Applejack had more than 1.I sang " 'Applejack' jugs of cider on the wall, 'Applejack' jugs of cider,"Applejack got one less.When Applejack had more than 1,I sang "Take one down and pa
Last warning by Edward ElricDid I ask for your 'flattering' insultsOr if I wanted to know my exact size?Never, so what are you thinking ofTo say 'shorty' right in my face?Call me small one more timeAnd you shall feel my wrath.Listen to my words,Long life won't be in for you anymore.Maybe I shouldn't have started this.Especially since I'm running out of ideas.Al... tell me again... why am I doing this?So I'll repeat this only onceHope you'll understand it this time.Or I'll have to beat some sense into you.Remember from now onThat by calling me 'shorty',You've signed your own death penalty.Edward Elric, a.k.a. Fullmetal Alchemist
The Marching Band PrayerAs I lace up my shoes, and button my spatz,may each move of my foot be perfectly in step.As I slip on my gloves, and put my mouthpiece in place,let each note be a perfect and not squeek back in my face.As I zip up my jacket, and put in my plume,let me look perfect, and sound in tune.As we step into block, and go to parade rest,let the lights shine bright on us, 'cus we're the best of the best.Let each movement match, and each song come together.Let us all move as one, and not loose any feathers.Let us complete our performance with standing ovation.For we are the band, and we're representing a nation.From the snap in our turn,to the hearts beating in our chests.My god bless each piece of our group,as we take this first step...And we start with the LEFT!
When life gives you LEMONS...When life gives you lemons, SUCK THEM.When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in their eyes.When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand for chocolates.When life gives you lemons, paint them red & call them APPLES.When life gives you lemons, throw em hard like hand grenades.When life gives you hand grenades, paint them yellow, disguise them as lemons and pull the pin.When life gives you lemons, make lemon peel wings and fly too close to the sun. Trust me, they won't melt.When life gives you lemons, shove 'em thru yer ass and die.When life gives you lemons, use them as a dildo.When life gives you lemons, feed yo mama n make her so fat so people can jog around her for exercise.When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. No no, you eat those lemons, THEN sell your PEE as LEMONADE.When life gives you lemons, THEYRE THE NEW GREEN DAY HEART GRENADES.When life gives you lemons, PUKE.When life gives you lemons, who needs plastic surgery on yer chest?When life gives
The Runaway Guys - YKYWTMOTRGW1. You get OCD every time someone misspells Jon's name as "John" Like omg! It's not that hard people! His name isn't pronouced, "Jo-HAUN!" If it were spelled "John", people would spit in his face every time they talk to him. LMAO!2.You are suddenly obsessed with Polo shirts3. Everytime you see a guy wearing a Polo shirt, you say they are wearing a Chuggaaconroy shirt.4. You tell your friend, who is also named Jon, to not eat the mushroom.5. You say to another guy named Tim, In the bathroom!6. What? You want me to make one for Emile? As if you actually know someone else named Emile!7. You name your pets after them.8. You name your pet "Cojiro!"9. You are actually serious about having three sons, and naming the oldest Tim, the middle one Jon, and the youngest Emile.10. You byt two orange cats, and name them Teddy and Kirby.11. You get a cat, and name it Yoshi, and then when it purrs, you say Yoshi is SO HAPPY!12. Here's the weirdest one! Ha ha! You buy a bag of M&Ms, and the
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