Manectric ReportManectric is an Electric Type Pokemon, canine in looks and nature. It has a long muzzle, shocks (pun intended, tee hee) of yellow hair with a smoother blue; ears are packed tightly into a cone on its head; sharp claws and keen teeth, too, however one would not worry about these traits so much as its impressive Special Attack. Nobody, apart from Ground-Types, will enjoy a hit of Thunder from one of these. Be warned if your Special Defense is low- battling a Manectric will be risky!The Discharge Pokemon's other selling point is its equally good speed, which is above average. Remember that speed is probably the most important stat in battling- you never know what may happen if your foe gets a hit in before you do. So either boost your own speed, or try a Trick Room to switch things around if you're slow- but if your defences (especially Sp.Def) are good, then there is no need to worry too much about this.Manectric's other stats are decent, but not as great as its others. Its Attack, Def
LinesRoses are red,Violets are blue.Some poems have four lines,Some poems have five,Like this one.
Some Poems Rhymeï»¿Roses are red,Violets are blue.Some poems rhymeBut this one doesn't.
Funny Alphabet Poem"A" is for AppleWhich is a fruit that keeps doctors awayEspecially if you throw it at their heads."B" is for BoatWhich floatsUnless it's the Titanic."C" is for Cow.They go moo...and fart a lot."D" is for Dinosaur.Which now works in HollywoodThanks to Steven Spielberg"E" is for Egg.Which tastes like chicken......Or do chickens taste like eggs."F" is for a word that that rhymes with "Duck".FIRETRUCK!Though I was gonna say something else, didn't ya?!"G" is for Gorilla.One can type a better poem than this."H" is for Hawaii.It's an island and a stateAnd a place that middle-aged woman fantasize about beingOn with some buff guy instead of theirBeer-gut husband...but that's another story."I" is for IglooWhich can't be built on the sun.I know...I tried."J" is for Joke.That's what this poem is.A sad...sad joke."K" is for "Kite."A piece of paper that flies on string.What fun!"L" is for Lizard.ONE'S ON YOUR SHOULDER RIGHT NOW!Oh...wait...never mind...f
When life gives you LEMONS...When life gives you lemons, SUCK THEM.When life gives you lemons, squirt lemon juice in their eyes.When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand for chocolates.When life gives you lemons, paint them red & call them APPLES.When life gives you lemons, throw em hard like hand grenades.When life gives you hand grenades, paint them yellow, disguise them as lemons and pull the pin.When life gives you lemons, make lemon peel wings and fly too close to the sun. Trust me, they won't melt.When life gives you lemons, shove 'em thru yer ass and die.When life gives you lemons, use them as a dildo.When life gives you lemons, feed yo mama n make her so fat so people can jog around her for exercise.When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. No no, you eat those lemons, THEN sell your PEE as LEMONADE.When life gives you lemons, THEYRE THE NEW GREEN DAY HEART GRENADES.When life gives you lemons, PUKE.When life gives you lemons, who needs plastic surgery on yer chest?When life gives
DeathWhen I dieI want to explodeI want the soul to come charging out of this shell with such violencethat my ribs are split down the middle and opened like a walnutthe headgonescattered in bits on the wallsthe floormy guts blasted onto the ceiling so thatbelatedlykidneys and intestines will fall upon the doctor or nurse that attendsthe skin will splitas my soul jumps for the lightmy leg bones will rise up in the bedand danceacross the floorout the doorto the elevator and out into the streetonto the cars in trafficmy gory feet will dance!kicking gobs of bad flesh at screaming spectatorsuntil my soul finds the openingthe way OUTand i am finallygone
Funny PoemRoses are redviolets are bluesugar is sweetand so are youbut the rosesare wiltingthe violetsare deadthe sugar bowlsemptyand so isyour head
FiM++ Programming - Hello World, 99 Jugs of CiderDear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I Learned an important lesson about friendship.I learned how to write "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax is similar to C++.----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneI wrote "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax mirrors that of Python syntax. I'll leave it to you, readers, to decide which one you deem better. -Twilight Sparkle----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I learned how to sing Applejack's Drinking Song.I learned Applejack's Drinking Song with Applejack.Did you know that Applejack likes the number 99?I did this while Applejack had more than 1.I sang " 'Applejack' jugs of cider on the wall, 'Applejack' jugs of cider,"Applejack got one less.When Applejack had more than 1,I sang "Take one down and pa
funny poemi had a dog named muffin,she died, SHE DIED!!!my mom said she wuz sleeping,she lied, SHE LIED!!!why is my lil muffin dead?!?!why couldnt that car hit ME instead?!?!i had hampster named brownie,he died, HE DIED!!!i wanted to bring him back,i tried, I TRIED!!!brownie just up and left me!!!because he choked on a sunflower seed!!!i had a bird named bob,he died, HE DIED!!!my mom thought he wuz chicken,he fried, HE FRIED!!!bobs chicken fried soul flew away!!!now i have no pets today!!!
NonsensicalRoses are blueDinosaurs are purpleThis poem makes no senseToaster.