Manectric ReportManectric is an Electric Type Pokemon, canine in looks and nature. It has a long muzzle, shocks (pun intended, tee hee) of yellow hair with a smoother blue; ears are packed tightly into a cone on its head; sharp claws and keen teeth, too, however one would not worry about these traits so much as its impressive Special Attack. Nobody, apart from Ground-Types, will enjoy a hit of Thunder from one of these. Be warned if your Special Defense is low- battling a Manectric will be risky!The Discharge Pokemon's other selling point is its equally good speed, which is above average. Remember that speed is probably the most important stat in battling- you never know what may happen if your foe gets a hit in before you do. So either boost your own speed, or try a Trick Room to switch things around if you're slow- but if your defences (especially Sp.Def) are good, then there is no need to worry too much about this.Manectric's other stats are decent, but not as great as its others. Its Attack, Def
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funny poemi had a dog named muffin,she died, SHE DIED!!!my mom said she wuz sleeping,she lied, SHE LIED!!!why is my lil muffin dead?!?!why couldnt that car hit ME instead?!?!i had hampster named brownie,he died, HE DIED!!!i wanted to bring him back,i tried, I TRIED!!!brownie just up and left me!!!because he choked on a sunflower seed!!!i had a bird named bob,he died, HE DIED!!!my mom thought he wuz chicken,he fried, HE FRIED!!!bobs chicken fried soul flew away!!!now i have no pets today!!!
Last warning by Edward ElricDid I ask for your 'flattering' insultsOr if I wanted to know my exact size?Never, so what are you thinking ofTo say 'shorty' right in my face?Call me small one more timeAnd you shall feel my wrath.Listen to my words,Long life won't be in for you anymore.Maybe I shouldn't have started this.Especially since I'm running out of ideas.Al... tell me again... why am I doing this?So I'll repeat this only onceHope you'll understand it this time.Or I'll have to beat some sense into you.Remember from now onThat by calling me 'shorty',You've signed your own death penalty.Edward Elric, a.k.a. Fullmetal Alchemist
Invader Zim: The AcrousticInsane to no endNever shall anyone comprehendVasquezs abominationAbout world dominationDoom shall rainEndlessly upon our misery and painReminding us of aggravating asparagus!!!Zim never ceases to amuse usInvading filthy planet earthMocking bloatys immense girth
Funny Sayings 1 Funny Sayings #1To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and then call whatever you hit the targetPolytetrafluoroethylene is a word i cant pronounce!Date a woman, get a free pair of melons!Beer- The breakfast of champions!There's only one way to cure a hangover- drink some more!If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up" buttonIf at first you DO succed, TRY not to look suprisedEver stop to think and then forget to start again?If life gives you lemons, make margaritas!If you think life's against you, it probably isSo your wife just left youHow sad you must beLook on the bright sideShe moved in with me!My tire was thumpingThought it was flatThen I looked closerAnd noticed your cat! Sorry!When we w
FiM++ Programming - Hello World, 99 Jugs of CiderDear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I Learned an important lesson about friendship.I learned how to write "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax is similar to C++.----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneI wrote "Hello World!"Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle.P.S. In this case, the syntax mirrors that of Python syntax. I'll leave it to you, readers, to decide which one you deem better. -Twilight Sparkle----------------------------------------------------------------------Dear Princess Celestia: Letter OneToday I learned how to sing Applejack's Drinking Song.I learned Applejack's Drinking Song with Applejack.Did you know that Applejack likes the number 99?I did this while Applejack had more than 1.I sang " 'Applejack' jugs of cider on the wall, 'Applejack' jugs of cider,"Applejack got one less.When Applejack had more than 1,I sang "Take one down and pa
3 WordsThere are 3 words I wishedI could have whispered in your ears.Just 3 words.Yet they are so powerful that they couldMake the mightiest man cry.As much as I would have wanted to say them,I couldn’t.I didn’t know how.Too awkward, I suppose.Many have triedAnd it ruined their connections.So I kept it in.To hold onTo what we already had.Fragmented memories,Of tears & Laughter.I didn’t want to let go of that.I was too afraid,To make things worse than they were.But today,Ah yes, today,I will break that silence.Before I die,I want to tell you,I hate you.Bitch.
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