What If and What I WouldName: Florence Weidebrun / Class: MageI own an enchanted sword. I have the ability to change its shape with magic- its normal form is a rapier, but it can also take on the appearance of a sabre, a katana, a falchion, an Arabian scimitar and a dirk (I am also working on a flame-bladed sword at the moment).But, being under a situation where the use of magic by an unknown party alerts the enemy, a magic sword would not be much use, as when changing its form it emits a little magic. However since the enemy is not aware of my presence, I could follow multiple paths depending on my capabilities and the nature of the situation itself.My first thought would be whether I could stay unnoticed- doing so would be viable depending on the area. For instance, in a thickly wooded area I could fly above the trees, or equally in a dark place or at night. In open grounds stealth would be a harder task. The best I could hope for would be a meadow or scrubland, as I could try to use my Land Forme to dis
The Flight - Part 1“It’s always nice to have a souvenir to take back to Yarelts, eh?...”The vixen’s piercing eyes followed the pair as they walked off on their way, chatting. Normally, she would have been disgusted by them- ugh, the soppiness of buying a scarf the same colour as your little friend!- but Melanie’s mind was focussed on other issues right now. This Yarelts… she had always been under the impression it was a mythical place which operated long, long ago. At least, that’s what her sister had said to her previously, who had read about it herself in some ancient scroll when she actively wished to be taught elsewhere, and spent the entire day reading up on wizarding schools, imagining what life would be like in an academy rather than under the iron education of their parents. But picking up on what the Shaymin had just said, her memory had been jogged, and her old perception of the place now dented. It was time to find out more.She snapped the cur
Manectric ReportManectric is an Electric Type Pokemon, canine in looks and nature. It has a long muzzle, shocks (pun intended, tee hee) of yellow hair with a smoother blue; ears are packed tightly into a cone on its head; sharp claws and keen teeth, too, however one would not worry about these traits so much as its impressive Special Attack. Nobody, apart from Ground-Types, will enjoy a hit of Thunder from one of these. Be warned if your Special Defense is low- battling a Manectric will be risky!The Discharge Pokemon's other selling point is its equally good speed, which is above average. Remember that speed is probably the most important stat in battling- you never know what may happen if your foe gets a hit in before you do. So either boost your own speed, or try a Trick Room to switch things around if you're slow- but if your defences (especially Sp.Def) are good, then there is no need to worry too much about this.Manectric's other stats are decent, but not as great as its others. Its Attack, Def
Shrek is Love Shrek is lifeShrek Is Love Shrek is Life.I was only 9 years old I loved shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and moviesI pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given.Shrek is love I say, Shrek is lifeMy dad overhears me and calls me a faggotI knew he was just jealous of my devotion for ShrekI called him a cuntHe slaps me and sends me to go to sleepIm crying now, and my face hurtsI lay in bed and its really coldA warmth is moving towards me.I feel something touch meIts shrekI am so happyHe whispers in to ear "this is my swampHe grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and kneesI'm readyI spread my ass cheeks for ShrekHe penetrates my buttholeIt hurts so much but I do it for ShrekI can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to waterI push against his forceI want to please ShrekHe roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his loveMy dad walks inShrek looks him straight in the eye and says "Its all ogre now"Shrek lea
Epic Youtuber Rap Battle - Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!!Cryaotic vs. PewdiepieeeeeeeeBegin!PewdiepieHaha, how’s it going brosMy name is PewdiepieI’m about to make this sorry excuseFor a youtuber go home and CryKeep that mask onNo one wants to see your faceI’ll bro fist your ass into pure disgrace28 Million subscribers man I’m still in first place!CryaoticOn the last video, I go live on TwitchJust to show this guy PewdiepieJust how much he’s a little bitc*And so it continues with me whooping his assI’ll be the one to take all your fans and OutlastI don’t need to show my face to put you in F.E.A.R.My badass voice is all that you need to hearPewdiepieOh JävlaI spit rhymes scarier than your creepypastaI think you have AmnesiaGo home Cry, you’re drunkYour raps are worst than your livestream bunkI’m noticed all over YouTube, is that an issue?My di*k is longer than your Okami playthrough!Cry
Why I Hate My LifeWhy I Hate My Life:Despite the fact that I'm a trained professionalI have to work odd-jobs making deliveries on a motorcycleThe only girl who I ever lovedwas just using me as a replacementThe only girl that actually likes meruns a bar and took over my houseI don't have the guts to kick her outso I end up sleeping at an abandoned churchI've recently picked up a strange rashit hurts and I have to wear sleeves to cover itMy only friends are a guy that never comes out from a forestand a girl that's always looking to steal the meager possessions I haveEverything sucks reallybecause the one person who cared about meis already dead...He was my army buddy, always cool, always the bestI visit his grave sometimes, in the middle of long deliveriesThe worst part about everything thoughis the fact that the one guy who made my life hellThe one guy who took everything important away from mejust came back to town a few minutes ago...And you know what he said the moment
Jeff the Killer X ReaderYou were sitting in the living on the couch on your computer (watching youtube vids/ FB/etc) when you came across Creepypasta the first on you read was Jeff the Killer. You didn't think to much about it. You notice it was strangely quit in your house but you shrugged it off. You then notice something again you shrugged it off and continued to read on. Once you were done reading you took your computer to your room to watch funny videos. You then felt as if someone was behind you. You turned you saw none of other than Jeff the Killer holding his knife and said "GO TO SLEEP" you like trolling people cause it was funny and he reminded you of the Joker so said "Hey Jeff" with a confused look he responded "What?" he asked and you said "Why so serious?" Jeff gave you th You-got-to-be-kidding look while you sat there and continued to troll him "Hey ... where's Batman huh Joker" after some time of trolling Jeff you chatted to your Friend on Skype and told (him/her) about you experience and what
Funny PoemRoses are redviolets are bluesugar is sweetand so are youbut the rosesare wiltingthe violetsare deadthe sugar bowlsemptyand so isyour head
This Isn't PoetryThisis notpoetry.Doesthatmeanthemessageisinvalid?No, just boring and aesthetically displeasing.
Outlandish LustOutlandish Lust 6/6/09Of all the things that I have discovered,and all the things that I've attained.With all the lands that I have covered,and all the friends that I have gained.You were the biggest surprise to say the least.I'd have a better chance of slaying a mythical beast.You're not from around here I can clearly see.It's not those electric blue eyes that give you away.It's the vibe you release that washes over me.And the out of this world things you subtly say.Seeing your fire red hair that whipsin the wind like dancing snakes.Makes every fiber in my body vibrateand violently shake.I am intrigued by your poison lips.I want to kiss them without consequence.Yet, my confidence slowly slipsas I approach your excellence.I love the feel of your green tinged skin.I never thought I'd fall in love with an alien.You shift your shape and blend innot unlike a chameleon.And so I wonder what planet she's from.And why when I see her, I am struck dumb.S
How to Insult PoeticallyOnce I happened upon a callow young lass,Who apparently thought that it was cool to be crass.And she turned her tongue upon the profession of writing;Apparently she felt that it was in need of a smiting.Though her raving and ranting made very little sense,She seemed to be taking a rather harsh stance.Apparently her pain was too great to be understood,Far beyond the comprehension of this man from the hood.So I stood there in swagger, clad in my bling.While she behaved like 'Moon-Moon', in search of a thing.She spouted some nonsense, some far fetched line,About never idolizing the keen writer's mind......Aaaaaalrighty then,If that is the case, then why ape my technique?Why submit to several galleries; is your brain on the leak?You are writing to be seen; you seek attention as I do,What are we if not performers, is that not true?Did you believe that you could use your past as a shield?It counts, I'm afraid, for nothing, I feel;For you see, I'm a killer, as bold a
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LinesRoses are red,Violets are blue.Some poems have four lines,Some poems have five,Like this one.